Thursday, June 12, 2008

Warzawa experiencza.

Jin Dobre Guys,

Jak Sie Masz (Typical Borat Style huhhnn!!! ;-) ?

This is my first visit to a country which is almost eastern Europe. Poland. Nice country....No wait.. make it 'Beaaaaauuuuutifuuuul country'. Really helpful people. Not like the 'developed european people' who have this false superiority complex. And chicks... WTF guys its for god sake eastern part of europe :P. I had no option but to really like this country. Muuaaaaahhhh... I love this place already.

But getting her was a bit of trouble. I missed my connecting flight.. mummmmmeeeeee.. sob sob :'-(. Nevertheless the journey was adventurous. I leave Blore by 10 PM. My Parents saw me off at the new international airport. Really nice airport. And when they say international it really has the international look and feel :-).

I was in line to pay my 'User development fee' (have no idea what its for). And I have this chick walk up and join the Q behind me. She is quite nice looking. Dressed up in bull jeans, black top, black 'jag-mag' footware and had this white jacket which was absolutely incredible. How can I not talk to her :-). So I open.

Me : (Turn back. Look at her for a second) Hey, Do you know how much is the UDF?(Not that I didnt know how much was the UDF ;-):-)
Her: Its about 1000 bucks or so.
Me : One way or both the way ? (Ya this is ridiculous)
Her : :-) One way of course.
Me : :-).
Her: So u r flying by Lufthansa ?
Me : Ya how do you guess ?
Her: Most of the ppl here are ( We are close to Lufthansa checkin counters).
Me : Oh :-).... I am Preetham btw.
HBN: I am HBN.
Me : Nice meeting u HBN.
HBN: Nice meeting you too.
We chat up a bit abou where we are travelling. And where we are from. No attraction stuff only fluff and comfort talk. Then it was my turn to pay. I tell her I will catch her in the lounge and eject.

I go for checkin. OMG. It looks like Lufthansa has contract with some kinda modelling firm or something. What cute girls at the checkin counter eh? Literally 9's and 10's. I just hoped that my turn would never come. I just want to enjoy seeing all the beautiful girl.. for ever. But, the inevitable happened and I moved on. Sob, Sob.

At the boarding lounge. There was this beautiful chinki I wanted to open. But I kept giving myself excuses not to open her. I see HBN talking over the phone.. I made an excuse not to go and sit beside her 'coz I thought I would talk to her later (Which never happened 'coz later when I saw her the place beside her was occupied by somebody.. Lesson : Spontanity is the name of the game). There was yet another beauty, but was with her mother which was the reason why I didnt approach. But in the aircraft I had a few IOIs from her (Fuck me.. I shud have opened them).

Arrived at the Frankfurt airport at about 8AM. Had my flight scheduled at 11:25 AM. I freshned up and waited waited waited .. But the sad part was that I was waiting at a wrong GATE. (No wonder there werent so man babes there). I missed my flight sob sob sob. I thought I was having a bad day. But you never know what adventure u will have ahead. I get myself transfered to the next flight at 5:20 PM(which took off only by 6:20 PM :-( talk of a bad day huhn!!). I was waiting in the boarding area. Either there were no chicks. Or I made excuses. I did all kinds of things to ward off my boredom, untill I saw this cute Vietnamese chick sitting all by herself. After few minutes of pumping myself up. I walk up to her.

Me : Hey, are you a German. (Wasnt that confindent, and am fiddling my pen)
She : No. I am not.
Me : U look like u kno German. Do you?
She : No, I know only a lil bit.
Me : ( Parking my ass just on a seat beside her) Oh!! pity. I had to get the meaning of this word 'Lufthansa'. And u sure looked like u know german I could ask you. I know for sure 'Luft' means Air. Do you kno what 'Hansa' means.
She : I have no Idea. It just looks like some meaning less name to me.
Me : Oh Ok. I am Preetham BTW.
MyHB: U can call me MyHB.
Me : Nice meeting you
MyHb: Nice meeting you too.
Me : Where are you from ?
MyHb: Guess ?
Me : ummm.... China.
MyHB: Close But I am from Viet. And what about you.
Me : Guess ?
MyHB: India.
Me : Bang on.
MyHB : I have lot of Indian friends. We have this bollywood club in Warsaw that my friend own.
Me : Cool. I definitely want to go there. Do you kno the address of the place.
MyHB: I dont have the address of the place. Right now.
Me : Ok no problem. Gimme your number and I will call you up when I am in Warsaw and take the address later during the week.
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We fluff fluff fluff. Lil bit of tease and banter. She is kinda interest. She even waits for me after the boarding check. In her own banter words "Its too bad we don't have seats next each other". In flight I was making plans to reel her for a instant date after alightning. However, at Warsaw a Bangladeshi guy greets her definitely vibes like her BF. I meet him. On my way to taxi stand. I loudly utter the PUA's magic word "NEXT".

Quickly check-in to Hotel at about 8. Freshenup inspite of tiring day of travel. And go out. I opened up this not so good looking Iraqi student.
Me : Hey, do u know any foreign exchange near by. (Really needed some local currency).
She : (Taken aback for a moment, but then realizes that I am some foreign guy asking directions)
She : One's there on this street. Just 20 m ahead.
Me : I will walk with u till there.
She : Oh, looks like its closed. But there shud be one more upahead come with me.
Me : Oh so nice of u. I am Preetham and You.
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Fluff, Banter.
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Walk around with her for the next 20 mins. She shows the way around the city. I could feel that she was definitely interested. But what the I wasn't :P. So I take her leave to head to hotel, I was really tired. As we part I could see the disappointment on her face. I number close her (just being polite :P) and move on.

Definitely is good start to my trip. I definitely didnt expect Polish ppl to know this good english. Its not bad at all. Ok, so I am all set to rock up this city in coming days. I already have a french wing who is travelling poland (Polish lair is as good as dead). Expect few more amazing reports from Warsaw.