Teasing....

Hooked this one from TSB. So All credits to Brad Howard of the TSB. This guys rocks. I used to be a big time teaser and the guy who gave hard time to ladies. I have gone bad with this stuff. I definitely need a re-entry.
Here is the siht.

Teasing works BEST with women that you already know… or that you’ve just met through a circle of friends (especially if you have a bit of notoriety amongst the group for being a fun guy).

Here’s the thing about teasing though, that I DON’T condone.

It might work for some, but I don’t usually use it.

Don’t use teasing to “knock” a woman down.

For instance, you might hear tell you to say, “You know, everything is working for you tonight EXCEPT those shoes… where did you get those?”

Is there a way to say this so that it works? Absolutely.

Would I RECOMMEND that you try it if you’re a rookie at the whole “teasing” game?

Um… HELL NO!

And here’s why.

A woman’s ego is like a glass house and teasing in this way COULD be like throwing a ROCK into it.

She feels uncomfortable now… and the conversation takes a negative tone.

The WHOLE POINT of teasing is to make the woman FEEL GOOD by being around you.

It’s meant to be fun.

“Setting up TEASE BAIT”

Teasing is no fun if only one person is doing it. So, many times, I’ll throw out some self-depreciating humor as BAIT to get the ball rolling.

(The KEY to self-depreciating humor is that although you’re a strong, confident guy… you don’t take yourself so seriously)

So maybe I’ll tell a fun story that people can laugh at (like the time I locked myself out of my hotel room NAKED and had to walk down to the desk NAKED to get another key) and then ACCUSE people of having similar stories, but they are just to scaredto tell anyone about them.

This works REALLY well. On closer look, the reason this works is because people (women) can see how SECURE you are with yourself because MOST men would NEVER tell a story in which THEY were the one being made fun of.

Again, POWERFUL STUFF here. I use this ALL the time.

“The Accusational Tease”

This one is FUN.

Basically, all you’re doing is ACCUSING the other person of trying to do something that YOU want to happen.

Let’s say that you want to ask a person out on a date (bland, yeah I know… haha).

So you say:

“Yeah, yeah, I get it… Look, if you wanna ask me out, just say so. You don’t have to keep beating around the bush. Who knows, if you get on one knee and smile really pretty… I MIGHT even say yes…”

Her: “I AM NOT!”

You: “It’s okay, really… it won’t make you a lesser person (smile).

Her: “(maybe changing subject)”

You: (laughing) “You can change the subject if you want, butjust remember that I KNOW (point to head), what you’re up to…You may continue… (smile, wink)

This also works well if you want to take it to a sexual level.

You: “Whoa, Nelly… I know you’re just trying to get me drunk so you can take me home and do dirty things to me. (smile)

Her: “Whatever, I am not”

You: “Man, why is it that every woman thinks that she can buy you a drink and then try to get in your pants. Here’s a hint, Missy… (whisper) it’s gonna take more than one (smile)

Guys, keep in mind that these ARE NOT serious conversations. They are tongue in check and playful.

Using the accusational tease is a SURE way to get her to give you a “love tap”… or punch on the arm… or a light shove.

To which you can reply:

“Dang, feeling me up already and we just got here… geez…”

“The Frame-Banging Tease”

Okay, I couldn’t think of a better term for this but here’s the gist of it.

Say your woman, or even a woman that you just met has had a really rotten day… but you want some sex… because, well, you’re a guy and that’s what guys want.

Here’s what you do:

Her: “Man, I’ve had such a shitty day… (blah, blah, this is what happened)”

You: (Smiling) “Wow, I never expected YOU to let (someone/something) get under your sking like this. What would you do if I lost my hair all of the sudden, would that mean you wouldn’t hang out any more. I TOTALLY expected more out of you”

(You’re doing this to show her that it’s CRAZINESS for her to feel like she’s feeling… naturally, we can go on and on with this but I hope you get my drift.)

If she doesn’t snap out of her funk with this, we now have to employ our most SECRET WEAPON…

“The Tickle Tease”

NOTHING changes the tone of a conversation faster than some “good ole” tickling.

Start slow at first. Like a little bit.

You: (Smiling) “Are you going to get in a better mood… huh… are you?

Her: “Stop it!”

You: (tickling) “Are you in a better mood yet? Tell me I’m the greatest ever… who’s your buddy… who’s your pal… (okay, so I stole that from “Stripes”… shoot me)

Then you just start kissing and BLAMMO!

Bumming Monkeys Time.

Wow, I can’t believe I just said BLAMMO… haha

(The above statement is a great example of self depreciating humor, by the way)

“Physical Teasing”

Before I end this, because I could literally go on for ever on this topic… physical humor and teasing ROCKS.

For example, bring back the old school “You’ve Got Something On Your Shirt” gag… where you point at a spot on her shirt and when she looks down, you bonk her nose with your finger.

That always works great.

Or… and this is always fun.

If you’re walking side by side and there is a physical object on her side… slowly start walking her into it. That’s fun too.

I also like walking up behind my woman and “shanking” her if she has on sweats or loose shorts in the house… and then ACT like I’m gonna do it when we’re out in public. Fun Stuff.

Teasing is a fun way to build attraction and BOOKS have been written on the subject.

It’s the ULTIMATE way of flirting and getting her to chase you, all while showing your strength as a man.

Here’s my final tip on teasing… and pay attention because this is important.

When you are teasing a woman, maybe sure that it’s fun for HER… but that you are ALSO AMUSING YOURSELF at the SAME TIME.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had people ask me:

“You just trip yourself out don’t you”

Me: “Absolutely, I can’t help the fact that almost everyone else in life is lame. I like to think of it as “playing with myself” without all the mess. You should try it sometime instead of living in “lame-o land”. (smiling, laughing… Note: Having fun, with a touch of self depreciation as well)

That’s it. I’m done.