FR: UGs blow you out

One more smooth open to day morning at SSS my usual adda for BF. As I
enter in I find this 3 set munching on in their Dosas. Not that cute a
set. But, then I remembered the lair myth of "UGs blow you out" and
decided to take the challenge. I got my plate of Dosa and walk up
confidently towards the table where there are sitting.

Me : Hey guys, can I join
you?
And I give them all an confident EC.
The UG and another 'not so UG' has a neutral look on their face. While
the cuter one had a confused 'whats wrong with this guy' look. I
employed the silence to do the trick for me. Stood for about 3 seconds
without a word. Then one of the girls smile at me and say

HB2 : Yeah sure.
Preetu : Thank you guys.
I know at this point that either I start talking or get them to close-
up. So I blabber out some random thing that occured to me.

Preetu :
Seems like you guys are having a lazy saturday.
HB1 : Yeah kinda :-)
Preetu : U guys look like u r just outta bed and came directly for ur
BF.

All of them smile.

Preetu : I am Preetham and you guys ?
At this point HB3 gets a call and leaves the table.
HB1 : I am HB1
HB3 : I am HB3

Preetu: nice meeting u guys.
Preetu: So u guys working somewhere??
HB1 : yeah we are.
Preetu : U guys look like u guys are roommates. U
guys must be staying in a PG or something around here.
HB1 : yeah we are roomies.
Preetu : Where are u guys from ?
Turns out that one is a GULT another is a Tamilian and third one is
from Goa.
Preetu : Ohhhh ! You guys are into national integration or
something :-).
They laugh and I am a bit releived at this point.
HB1 : What about you ?
Preetu : I am a Kannadiga. There is a small town called XXX . I am
from there.
HB1 : I know that place. One of my friends is from the same city.

At this point HB2 is done with talking on phone and joins in.
Preetu : I got everybody's name here... but not yours. I am
Preetham.
HB2 : I am HB2. < Dont kno why but I can see that in her eyes that she
is happy to meet me>

Employing Mr Silence again. I allow the conversation to die out just
to test whether they will pick on it or not. And sure they did.

HB1 : Where do you work ?
I give it to them straight without even a attempt of being a assmodel,
lointamer or use and throw pen repairman. And then they tell me as to
where they work and stuff. At this point I know am completely in. I
dont know about IOIs and stuff, I wasn't even looking out for one of
them. For I was there to get into 'conversataional mood'.

Preetu: U know what guys as I walked into the restra. I saw u guys and
I was like "Wow ... Charlie's Angels". You are like Lucy liu, u are
like D.B and u are CD. Where is the charlie guys ???

And all of them crack up. And thats it. We talk for a few minutes.
After a few minutes of talking, they were done with their food and
took my leave. I was left there sitting alone and thinking something
like "Who said 'talking to strangers' ;-) is tough". I sure saw a
window for #close but my AFC evil twin brother shut me up. Somebody
fuck this stupid twin of mine.

Anyways it was a nice set to begin my day with. I got into mood. I am
hitting field soon after I am done with posting this. I sure am in
mood to do more such things.